“- Gus Portokalos: Why you want to leave me?
- Toula Portokalos: I'm not leaving you! Don't you want me to do something with my life?
- Gus Portokalos: Yes! Get married, make babies! You look so... old!”

Micahel Constantine - Gus Portokalos
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“I was the only guy who disagreed with the cops - and I had brain damage.”
Guy Pearce - Leonard Shelby

“You know, when I woke up this morning, I didn't expect to be trading nine millies with my friend.”

David Morse - Frank Nugent

“We should all be so lucky to have someone who will never let us go. The ultimate legacy is to leave behind someone who will love you forever.”
Calista Flockhart - Ally McBeal

“Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free.”
Tim Robbins