“- Danny Ocean: Where're we going?
- Rusty Ryan: Amsterdam.
- Danny Ocean: Amsterdam, it is. Clock's running guys. Let's go.
- Linus Caldwell: I've never been to Amsterdam.
- Turk Malloy: I hear German girls are really hot.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell

“- Cousin Avi: I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
- Doug the Head: We've got sandy beaches.
- Cousin Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em?”

Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi
Mike Reid - Doug the Head

“It's the cutting edge of politics in a very extraordinarily boring way!”

Eddie Izzard - Himself

“I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.”
Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller

“- Sam: What did you say she did back in Romania?
- Phil Blackwood: Receptionist?”

William Daniels - Sam
Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood