“I'm Irish. I can't get drunk.”
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery

“Maybe I'm drunk. Tomorrow I'll be sober, but he will always be a faggot.”

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Alex

“Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk... Very drunk indeed.”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination.”
Adam Goldberg - Tony

“- Robbie Hart: Are you drinking, too?
- Julia: No, it's Coca-Cola.
- Robbie Hart: Are you sure? There's no rum in that Coca-Cola?
- Julia: I'm not a big drinker. And if it was, I'd probably be puking more than that kid!
- Robbie Hart: Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than that kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him.”
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
Drew Barrymore - Julia Sullivan