“- Roy O'Bannon: I feel like there's this gap between us. It's like I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. You say wampum, I say money. It is so important, I just think that...
- Indian Wife: [kisses Roy] Shut up, Roy. You talk too much.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Brandon Merrill - Indian Wife

“A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where do they build their home?”
Erica Yohn - Grandma Eva

“- Fletcher Reede: Is this guy right for you? I mean, he's just so, not me!
- Audrey Reede: Yes, that's one of his best qualities.
- Fletcher Reede: Yeah, but he's kind of, magoo... I'm sorry.
- Audrey Reede: You're wrong! I mean, sometimes, maybe yes, he is a litte bit...
- Fletcher Reede: Magoo!
- Audrey Reede: Yes.”
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
Maura Tierney - Audrey Reede

“- Jack Gramm: We're perfect for each other.
- Shelly Barnes: Except I'm a lesbian and you're a commitment-phobe.”
Al Pacino - Jack Gramm
Amy Brenneman - Shelly Barnes

“- Terry Sheridan: We are two of a kind, me and you.
- Lara Croft: We are nothing alike.
- Terry Sheridan: I don't think we're alike, but I do think we're a pair. Opposite sides of the same coin.”
Gerard Butler - Terry Sheridan
Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft