“You're not someone I could get interested in, Craig, you play with dolls.”

Catherine Keener - Maxine Lund

“You stay away from me, man! Hey, smoke a fuckin' peace pipe!”

Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“- Macon Forrester: You're afraid to go out with me because you might actually like me?
- Halley Martin: No... but that's a good theory I guess if you want to protect your fragile male ego because you can't handle rejection.”
Trent Ford - Macon Forrester
Mandy Moore - Halley Martin

“- Brenda: God, Wes? That faggot? Now who the hell wants him? If you could keep him away from me, I'd be eternally grateful to you.
- Cindy Clark: You're the one who keeps leading him on!
- Brenda: Let me make this simpler so that even YOU can understand. I wouldn't fuck him if he had the last dick on earth!”
Linda Blair - Brenda
Rebecca Perle - Cindy Clark

“It’s not like they all rejected me. I happen to have standards.”
Travis Tope - Charlie Miller