“- Nicole Horner: Come on, she's not a murderer. She's an ex-nun, for Christ's sake!
- Det. Shirley Vogel: I remember them. They disappeared overnight like dial phones.”

Sharon Stone - Nicole Horner
Kathy Bates - Det. Shirley Vogel

“- Anna Baragli: It doesn't mean I don't love you.
- Hudson Hawk: Oh, no! You love me! It's your job! You probably love Butterfinger over there.
- Anna Baragli: In a weird sort of Catholic way, I do.”

Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Toulouse-Lautrec: The hills are made with the euphonious symphonies of descant...
- Doctor: I don't think a nun would say that about a hill.”

John Leguizamo - Toulouse-Lautrec
Garry McDonald - The Doctor

“Everyone thought it was odd that Toni was going to be a nun, but then she always was the bossy type, and that's the type that usually becomes a nun.”
Edward James Olmos - Paco

- Jimmy Dolan: You're allowed to say "bullshit"?
- Sister Susan: Only if I really mean it.
Kevin Bacon - Jimmy Dolan
Yolanda Vazquez - Sister Susan