“- Gaston: [rudely flipping through Belle's book] How can you read this? There's no pictures!
- Belle: Well, some people use their imagination.”
Richard White - Gaston
Paige O'Hara - Belle

“- Bill Hudley: My friends and I are on a roadtrip. We're driving across country and writing a book on off-beat roadside attractions. You know, the crazy shit you see when you're driving across the country.
- Captain Spaulding: I don't drive cross country.
- Bill Hudley: But if you did...
- Captain Spaulding: But I don't.”
Rainn Wilson - Bill Hudley
Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding

“A book is a lovely thing, a garden stocked with beautiful flowers, a magic carpet on which to fly away to unknown climes.”
Sydney Greenstreet - Mr. Peters

“The first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)