“- Zed: People just don't understand me.
- Laura: Maybe if you talk slower...
- Zed: No, I mean who I am. Man, now I gotta worry about my diction too?”
Bobcat Goldthwait - Zed
Corinne Bohrer - Laura

“You must got to him and you must tell him, honey. You tell him how you feel. And you... enjoy each other for what you can give to each other now. Believe me, it won't last forever.”

Tovah Feldshuh - Lillian Weaver

“Some people never talk about their feelings - They got 'em. Deeper than anybody. Other people never talk about their feelings 'cause they ain't got any.”
Amy Madigan - McCoy

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello

“No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?”
Renaud - Zero