“- Betty: Sounds screwy to me. I can't imagine a real artist wanting to spend time looking at that kisser.
- Clayton Boone: Oh, yeah? Well, this kisser wasn't so bad that you couldn't lay under it a couple of times.”
Lolita Davidovich - Betty
Brendan Fraser - Clayton Boone

“I'll give ya somethin' to dream about, Mister. Wanna kiss me, ducky?”
Marlene Dietrich - Christine

- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Just as I'm about to kiss her, she looks at me and she says, "What's your name?".
- Marc: Gogol Ganguli.
- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: End of seduction 101.
Kal Penn - Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol
Justin Rosini - Marc

“- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: You know, you're quite an attractive man.
- Frankie Madison: Keep goin'.
- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: How far do you want me to go?
- Frankie Madison: I'm at the plate. You're doing the pitching.”
Kristine Miller - Mrs. Alexis Richardson
Burt Lancaster - Frankie Madison

“- Joel: I... I mean, you're more than just a sissy. You're nice and... and clean and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
- Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!”
Joel Michaely - Joel
Douglas Spain - Andre