- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Just as I'm about to kiss her, she looks at me and she says, "What's your name?".
- Marc: Gogol Ganguli.
- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: End of seduction 101.
Kal Penn - Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol
Justin Rosini - Marc

“I'll give ya somethin' to dream about, Mister. Wanna kiss me, ducky?”
Marlene Dietrich - Christine

“- Betty: Sounds screwy to me. I can't imagine a real artist wanting to spend time looking at that kisser.
- Clayton Boone: Oh, yeah? Well, this kisser wasn't so bad that you couldn't lay under it a couple of times.”
Lolita Davidovich - Betty
Brendan Fraser - Clayton Boone

“- Julie: You have so many great books.
- Dex: The better to seduce you with.
- Julie: What?
- Dex: The better to deduce the truth with.”
Dana Goodman - Julie
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Dr. Lily Sinclair: So, is this how you seduce all the girls?
- Eddie Kasalivich: Only physicists with hypothermia who are accused of being a terrorist.”

Rachel Weisz - Dr. Lily Sinclair
Keanu Reeves - Eddie Kasalivich