“- Charlie: Well, what if I had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home and you had to eat whale blubber for the rest of your life, would you still stay with me?
- Layla: Yeah, I'd stay. But I hope that never happens.”
Jim Carrey - Charlie
Traylor Howard - Layla

“- Lightning: Strange how life works out, huh? Oh, I'm flashing on to a stripper I knew once in Korea. She never charged me, not even for the most daring requests. I keep hoping I'd run into her again someday. Her and her ping-pong ball...
- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Ooh. Hey.
- Lightning: I'm just saying, seeing the two of you together gives me hope.”
Alan Arkin - Louis 'Lightning' Conlon
Sylvester Stallone - Henry 'Razor' Sharp

“- Lily: I was hoping you wouldn't be like everybody else. Silly of me, wasn't it?
- Trenholm: I'm disappointed in myself. Because you're beginning to upset me.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Lily
George Brent - Trenholm

“Don't be discouraged - every relationship you have is a failure, until you find the right one.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“Remember there is someone out there for everyone.”
David Thewlis - Michael Stone