“- Randall: Can I borrow your car?
- Tom: Yea man, you know, just leave the keys on the tire and don't get any blood on the back seat.
- Randall: I wouldn't dream of it. I want this to be special, you know, like in the middle of the woods up against a tree.”
Jesse Janzen - Randall
Jared Padalecki - Tom

“- Lauren Hynde: Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less of a percentage than...
- Lara: Whatever, I don't care, I don't major in math.”
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde
Jessica Biel - Lara

“- King Gustav: Really? That often? You must have collected several tails.
- Ralph: I admit I slept with a few. But I'm not like that anymore. Nowadays you can't be too careful. You don't know who they've been with.”

Julian Glover - King Gustav
John Goodman - Ralph

“See what happens when a boy and a girl don't know how to play it safe!”

Peter Frechette - DiMucci

I'm off Thursday on the "Love that latex" safe sex tour. I'm giving safe sex demonstrations from Tuktoyaktuk to Yellowknife.
Corrine Koslo - Safe Sex Advocate