“- Randall: Can I borrow your car?
- Tom: Yea man, you know, just leave the keys on the tire and don't get any blood on the back seat.
- Randall: I wouldn't dream of it. I want this to be special, you know, like in the middle of the woods up against a tree.”
Jesse Janzen - Randall
Jared Padalecki - Tom

“- George Banks: Drive carefully. And don't forget to fasten your condom.
- Annie Banks: Dad!
- George: Seat belt! I meant, I meant seat belt.”
Steve Martin - George Banks
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“- Boxman: Preflight, kid: money?
- Lt. (j.g.) Jack 'Razor' Barlow: Yeah, I got some.
- Boxman: Prophylactics?
- Lt. (j.g.) Jack 'Razor' Barlow: I got two!
- Boxman: Oh yeah? I always carry twenty-six myself… that's not a joke!”

Tom Sizemore - Boxman
Jared Chandler - Lt. (j.g.) Jack 'Razor' Barlow

“- King Gustav: Really? That often? You must have collected several tails.
- Ralph: I admit I slept with a few. But I'm not like that anymore. Nowadays you can't be too careful. You don't know who they've been with.”

Julian Glover - King Gustav
John Goodman - Ralph

“See what happens when a boy and a girl don't know how to play it safe!”

Peter Frechette - DiMucci