“- Loan Officer: Who exactly are these sandwiches named after?
- Lewis: People I've admired.”
Martin Roach - Loan Officer
Jeff Daniels - Lewis

“- Willingham: These are a few of our traditional English dishes, some of which will be served tonight. Here, we have roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, bangers and mash, and the ever-popular spotted dick.
- Ralph: Spotted dick? Dick of what?
- Willingham: These are the bangers. Sausages.”

Peter O'Toole - Willingham
John Goodman - Ralph

“- Pvt. 'Snowball' Brown: Sir, Private Brown, sir!
- Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Bullshit! From now on you're Private Snowball. Do you like that name?
- Pvt. 'Snowball' Brown: Sir, yes, sir!
- Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Well there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball: they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.”

Peter Edmund - Pvt. 'Snowball' Brown
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

“- Julie Mott: I don't eat flesh.
- Marcus Burnett: Say what?
- Julie Mott: That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name.”
Téa Leoni - Julie Mott
Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett

“- Lorraine: Hi Mike, I'm Lorraine.
- Mike: Like the quiche.
- Lorraine: Like the quiche? That's a really original joke.”
Heather Graham - Lorraine
Jon Favreau - Mike