“- Cooper Harris: Europe is like the size of the Eastwood Mall. We can walk to Berlin from there.
- Scott Thomas: Cooper, England's an island.
- Cooper Harris: OK, swim, whatever. We'll take it.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas

“You Englishmen! You're all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls!”
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper

“- Ellen Griswold: Clark, you're driving on the wrong side of the road!
- Clark Griswold: I realize that honey. I'm also on the wrong side of the car.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Clark Griswold: There's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works.
- Audrey Griswold: Works? What does she do, Dad?
- Clark Griswold: She queens... and vacuums.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Dana Hill - Audrey Griswold

“- Mrs. Marcus: Where did you get that funny accent? Are you from Harvard or something?
- J. Algernon Hawthorne: Harvard? Rather not. I'm English.
- Mrs. Marcus: Sounds so foreign.”
Ethel Merman - Mrs. Marcus