“- Lars Hammond: How does Bora Bora sound?
- Sara Thomas: Very sexy sexy.”
John Corbett - Lars Hammond
Kate Beckinsale - Sara Thomas

“The rumba is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish.”
Jennifer Lopez - Paulina

“The rumba is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish. You have to hold her, like the skin on her thigh is your reason for living. Let her go, like your heart's being ripped from your chest. Throw her back, like you're going to have your way with her right here on the dance floor. And then finish, like she's ruined you for life.”
Jennifer Lopez - Paulina

“I've got a degree in ass wiggling.”
Robert Carlyle - Gaz

“- J. Worthington Foulfellow: There is only one cure! A vacation! On Pleasure Island!
- Pinocchio: Pleasure Island?
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Yes! That happy land of carefree boys where everyday's a holiday!”

Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio