“- Lars Hammond: How does Bora Bora sound?
- Sara Thomas: Very sexy sexy.”
John Corbett - Lars Hammond
Kate Beckinsale - Sara Thomas

“I've got a degree in ass wiggling.”
Robert Carlyle - Gaz

“The rumba is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish. You have to hold her, like the skin on her thigh is your reason for living. Let her go, like your heart's being ripped from your chest. Throw her back, like you're going to have your way with her right here on the dance floor. And then finish, like she's ruined you for life.”
Jennifer Lopez - Paulina

“The rumba is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish.”
Jennifer Lopez - Paulina

“- Clark Griswold: Could I do your back, honey?
- Ellen Griswold: I've already done my back.
- Clark Griswold: Could I do your front?
- Ellen Griswold: Go do your own front.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold