“- Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension: Tell me... tell me how you loved...
- King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension: I loved to feel your nipples harden when I caress them with my fingertips.”
Susan Tyrrell - Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension
Hervé Villechaize - King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension

“- Bliss: Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them.
- Ike: Uh.
- Bliss: Don't be shy. That's what they're there for.
- Ike: Uh.
- Bliss: That's it. I know you want them!”

Barbara Bach - Bliss
Wendell Brown - Ike

“Keep your breasts off his eyebrows.”

Michael J. Fox - Daniel

“- Mavis LaBreche: I saw the way you were looking at my daughter's chest.
- Charlie Gordon: I used to be a cardiologist.”
Elaine Stritch - Mavis LaBreche
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon

“All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.”
Melissa George - Cleo Miller