“That man is an ass. But he's got this really sweet girlfriend. God knows what she found to love about him, but she does. He cheats on her like a nutter.”
Matthew Goode - Heck

“I see a boy and a girl in love and kissing, you know. I just see that they're gonna be one of those sad old couples one day who just cheats on each other and can't even look at each other in the eye.”

Ryan Gosling - Leland P. Fitzgerald

“How can you connect in an age where strangers, landlords, lovers, your own blood cells betray?”
Anthony Rapp - Mark Cohen

“Since when does fucking somebody else mean that I'm not faithful to you?”

James Van Der Beek - Sean Bateman

“- Brenda Morelli Cushman: What's wrong?
- Jilted Lover: It's my lover. She left me for this younger woman that weighs twelve pounds.”
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman
Debra Monk - Jilted Lover