“The words go together: champion and pussy. Champion, pussy. Just think about it. It's a natural.”
Woody Harrelson - Vince Boudreau

- Ted: Spanish girls tend to be really promiscuous.
- Fred: You're such a prig.
- Ted: No, I wasn't using "promiscuous" pejoratively. It's just a fact. They have completely different attitudes toward sex.
- Fred: Well, I wasn't using "prig" pejoratively.
Taylor Nichols - Ted Boynton
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: [over the radio] Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Now, how is that information gonna help me do my job?
- Detective Marcus Burnett: They fuck just like us!”
Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says "you gotta check out one of these shows". And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Seth Rogen - Cal

“- Uhura: I'm impressed. For a moment there, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals.
- James T. Kirk: Well, not only.”
Zoe Saldana - Uhura
Chris Pine - James T. Kirk