“Wake up Lucky Charm! I like my fish fresh and squirming.”
Terry Crews - Damon

“- Jeremy Grey: I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
- John Beckwith: Soft mattress?
- Jeremy Grey: Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“Gay men don't rape their women friends.”
Ralph Fiennes - Justin Quayle

“- Castor Troy: Do you have protection?
- Jamie Archer: Protection? You mean like condoms?
- Castor Troy: Protection. Next time, let Carl take his pants down, slip this in his thigh, twist it. So the wound won't close...”

John Travolta - Castor Troy
Dominique Swain - Jamie Archer

“- McBride: A woman says you and your friends tried to rape her... and her dog.
- Casey Meadows: She was worth 20,000 points.”
Howard Hesseman - McBride
Deborah Foreman - Casey Meadows