“- Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
- Nick the Greek: It's what?
- Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
- Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.”
Jason Flemyng - Tom
Stephen Marcus - Nick The Greek

“Christmas! Christmas dinner, yeah. Dinner means death. Death means carnage! Christmas means carnage!”
Danny Mann - Ferdinand

“What can be more Christmassy than a thick stack of syrup-drenched waffles?”
Tim Conner - Herb

“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.”
Will Ferrell - Buddy

“- Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
- Ellen Griswold: Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
- Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold