“- Juan: Did they teach you all kinds of sex tricks?
- Frank: Taught me how to eat the fox, how to cum while looking at certain ferns and plants, how to prolong orgasm by self-strangulation.
- Juan: Oh yeah? Hey, that's how Lipkin died, huh?
- Frank: You know, I should have never told him about that.”
Robert Beltran - Juan
Ray Sharkey - Frank

“- Nurse Morgan: I have a headache, Axel. For you, I always have a headache.
- Axel: Oh, I can fix that. Meet me in the cold room. I'm closing up for the night. What do you say? Okay?
- Nurse Morgan: Axel, I am not going to fake any more orgasms for you.”
Lisa Freeman - Nurse Morgan
Bruce Mahler - Axel

“Fat girls tend to come a lot.”
Dudley Moore - Wylie Cooper

“- Lauren Goodhue: Ryan and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! My body tingled orgasm after orgasm...
- Sergeant Orono: Lady, I just asked for your name.
- Lauren Goodhue: Oh... Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.”
Kelly LeBrock - Lauren Goodhue
Benjamin Ratner - Sergeant Orono

“I keep telling these guys, it's got nothing to do with me. It depends entirely on the woman, and how willing she is to discover her infinite supply of orgasms.”

Donald Sutherland - Jerry O'Neill