“I always had a feeling that healing-any-injury thing was bullshit.”
Garry Shandling - Harold Anderson

“- Bwick Elias: Sometimes I feel things Lucy.
- Lucy Ackerman: What you feel, I treat.”
Ben Stiller - Bwick Elias
Sarah Jessica Parker - Lucy Ackerman

“I said, massage clockwise. Migranes are bad enough without your incompetence.”

John Larroquette - Lawrence Van Dough

“- William Lightbody: They're dead! They've been electrocuted!
- Endymion Hart-Jones: Rather a severe cure for flatulence, I do admit.”
Matthew Broderick - William Lightbody
John Neville - Endymion Hart-Jones

“- Rain: Why didn't you tell us about the antivirus?
- Red Queen: This long after infection, there was no guarantee it would work.
- Rain: But there's a chance... right?
- Red Queen: I don't deal in chance.”
Michelle Rodriguez - Rain
Michaela Dicker - Red Queen