“- Heather: Brenda said that you killed your girlfriend.
- King: Yeah, well Brenda says a lot of things. And I believe about... none of them.”
Lara Flynn Boyle - Heather
Dermot Mulroney - King

“- Harmony: Don't say that to her! There is too a Santa, and this is his magic sack!
- Lacy: If that's Santa's sack, why do you have it?”

Noelle Parker - Harmony
Phran Gauci - Lacy

“People only know what you tell them.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Frank Abagnale Jr.

“- Vincent Benedict: Money talks and bullshit walks!
- Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?”
Danny DeVito - Vincent Benedict
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Julius Benedict

“- Newton Crosby: Holy shit.
- Number 5: No shit. Where see shit?”
Steve Guttenberg - Newton Crosby
Tim Blaney - Number 5