“- Daphne Wilder: Well, who would you choose for my daughter?
- Johnny: Me.
- Daphne Wilder: What? No way! Oh, please. I am not setting my daughter up with an attractive, charming musician who will just break her heart.
- Johnny: Wow. I love being reduced to a cultural cliche.”
Diane Keaton - Daphne Wilder
Gabriel Macht - Johnny

“Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.”
Sarah Silverman

“- Alice: That's odd he knew I drank vodka tonics. I never told him.
- Des: It's uncanny.
- Alice: You mean it's a complete cliché? All women recentcollege graduates drink vodka tonics, or something like that?
- Des: Well, maybe.”
Chloë Sevigny - Alice
Chris Eigeman - Des

- Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
- Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
- Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish SportsLegends"?
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson
Ann Nelson - Hanging Lady

“All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.”
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux