“- James West: Gordon, when you tell this story to your grandkids, you be sure to leave this part out.
- Artemus Gordon: Don't worry.”

Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“The only worse than a visit to the dentist is a visit to the censor.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm saying I'm through, Ed. I'm tired of people telling me what I can't say. "This news isn't official”, "That comment is too sarcastic”. I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon and there's a man who's screaming out to be made fun of!
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“The press should be destroyed and the printer hanged for blasphemy.”
Cedrick Webster Hardwicke - Frollo

“You cannot protect the nation by attacking the right of every man to speak freely without fear.”
Tom Wilkinson - Benjamin Franklin