“I had a joint and a few little bags of coke. Since when is that shit illegal?”
Spoken Reasons - Rojas

“Oh, I forgot to tell 'ya. I'm running blocker for 400 cases of illegal booze!”

Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“I appreciate your concern for the dignity of the court 007. Unfortunately, the man is a tax-paying citizen and entitled by our constitution to try and manipulate the legal system like everybody else.”

Joe Spano - Judge Pincus

“Some men are broken by the laws that they break, unable to resist the forces that are pulling them down. Other men live by the rules that society sets down. You're not one of them.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Milton Glenn

“Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.”
Ryan Gosling - Jared Vennett