“Don't just stand there! Seize him! Punish him! The Lord has chosen me as the bringer of His word and the giver of His laws! Disobedience to me is disobedience to Him! Do it now, or your punishment shall be a thousand deaths, each more horrible than the last!”

John Candy - Isaac

You guys think you're so fucking cool, it makes me sick! “Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazylifestyle!” We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick!
David Spade - Shiloh

“- Vivian Ward: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.
- Edward Lewis: Veg out?
- Vivian Ward: Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.”
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis

“- Randy: Where do you work?
- Julie Richman: At my parents' store.
- Randy: What do they sell?
- Julie Richman: Health foods.
- Randy: That's cool.
- Julie Richman: Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?”
Nicolas Cage - Randy
Deborah Foreman - Julie Richman

“- Katie Cox: Do you think that's enough carrots?
- Harry Pfarrer: What?
- Katie Cox: For the salad?
- Harry Pfarrer: You know you really are a negative person.
- Katie Cox: What?
- Harry Pfarrer: Yeah. I've tried to ignore it. To remain upbeat. You just can't help dragging everything down.”
Tilda Swinton - Katie Cox
George Clooney - Harry Pfarrer