“- Callan: What the hell we looking for?
- David: Anything that looks like it doesn't belong here.
- Marisa: Uh, evidence of alligator nesting.
- Callan: I see, like shoes, handbags, luggage...”

Royce D. Applegate - Callan
Robert Forster - David
Robin Riker - Marisa

“- Heather Swallers: Are there any alligators in there?
- Bobby Kent: I don't know, why don't you go skinny dipping and find out?”

Kelli Garner - Heather Swallers
Nick Stahl - Bobby Kent

“You're probably a blessing in disguise. Fucking good disguise.”
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“- Hauser: Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you don't have a wet towel around your head. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me.
- Douglas Quaid: No shit.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Hauser
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Douglas Quaid

“- Llug: Want to breed?
- Madmartigan: Tempting, but no.”

Ron Tarr - Llug
Val Kilmer - Madmartigan