“- Alex: You remember Lara?
- Jeff: Yes I do, and she already has a cold sore. What a surprise.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Nick Swardson - Jeff

“That's a pretty stupid thing to do during Flu season!”

Macaulay Culkin - Miles Russell

“- Rick Leland: Are you getting sick?
- Alberta Marlow: I don't know. How do girls usually act when you kiss them?
- Rick Leland: Well, they don't turn green.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow

“- Jessica Olsson: If she's so nice go and make out with her.
- Elin Olsson: Okay, what do I get if I do?
- Jessica Olsson: If you do what?
- Elin Olsson: If I make out with her.
- Jessica Olsson: You'll get AIDS, probably.”
Erica Carlson - Jessica Olsson
Alexandra Dahlström - Elin Olsson

“Kiss me. Let me breathe my last breath into your mouth. I'm so cold! So... cold. Keep me... warm... keep... me... warm... [dies]. ”
Sandahl Bergman - Valeria