“I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.”

Chevy Chase

“It's like my father always said to me, he said to me, he said,
Roseanna Roseanadana, it's always something. If it isn't one
thing--it's another! It's always something.”

Gilda Radner

“Publicity can be terrible. But only if you don't have any.”
Jane Russell

“Awards sell tickets, and they're a cleverpublicity stunt.”
Tony Randall

“Ordeal by comment card, known otherwise as death by a thousand cuts.”

Cedrick Webster Hardwicke