“Mary Pat Montgomery's the one who told me about boners. It isn't a bone at all, it's a muscle.”
Annabeth Gish - Pudge

“- Andrew Paxton: I like Pringles.
- Margaret Tate: Okay.
- Andrew Paxton: They're delicious. All Hostess products. Coke, never Pepsi, and beef jerky.
- Margaret Tate: What, are you, like, 13?”
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“Frank-I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hotdogs to teenagers.
Michael Kelso-You got both your legs, Frank.
Frank-Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam!”
Mitch Hedberg - Frank
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“- Tommy: The human body hasn't got used to dairy products yet.
- Turkish: Well fuck me, Tommy. What have you been reading?”
Stephen Graham - Tommy
Jason Statham - Turkish

“- Tess Coleman: You cannot eat fast food.
- Anna Coleman: Why not?
- Tess Coleman: Because it will go down your throat and drop instantly to my thighs!”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman