“Mary Pat Montgomery's the one who told me about boners. It isn't a bone at all, it's a muscle.”
Annabeth Gish - Pudge

“- Andrew Paxton: I like Pringles.
- Margaret Tate: Okay.
- Andrew Paxton: They're delicious. All Hostess products. Coke, never Pepsi, and beef jerky.
- Margaret Tate: What, are you, like, 13?”
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“Frank-I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hotdogs to teenagers.
Michael Kelso-You got both your legs, Frank.
Frank-Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam!”
Mitch Hedberg - Frank
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“I'm very lucky, I've got one of those constitutions where I never put on weight.”
Colin Firth - Jamie

“- Lara: You really think I'm skinny? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
- Lauren Hynde: What's the difference?
- Lara: Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so...”
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde
Jessica Biel - Lara