“- Mack: We were planning to take my boy.
- Simon: How old is he?
- Mack: 15.
- Simon: 15? Probably won't wanna go with you now. Probably go with his friends and his chick now. You've missed that boat.”

Kevin Kline - Mack
Danny Glover - Simon

- Dr. Molly Griswold: Is this normal for him?
- Earl: Well, the words "normal" and "him" don't often collide in the same sentence.

Rene Russo - Dr. Molly Griswold
Dennis Burkley - Earl

“- Dr. Grace Holloway: He's British.
- The Doctor: I suppose I am.”

Daphne Ashbrook - Dr. Grace Holloway
Paul McGann - The Doctor

“- Ace Ventura: Assholomio...Osodomia...Lea- Holy...testicle Tuesday!
- Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here?
- Ace Ventura: I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.”

Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura
Sean Young - Lois Einhorn

“- Joseph Donnelly: All saints preserve us! We thought you died, Da!
- Joe Donnelly: I did son, I passed away... I've come back to tell you something. You're an especially odd boy.
- Joseph Donnelly: You came back from the dead to tell me that I'm odd?”

Tom Cruise - Joseph Donnelly
Niall Toibin - Joe Donnelly