“My name is Frank Couzo. To you, I am either Coach, or Mr Couzo. Starting tommorow, you are mine for the next three months. That means no women, no alcohol, no drugs. You will eat, sleep and shit competition.”
James Earl Jones - Frank Couzo

“- Valkyrie: This team of yours, it got a name?
- Thor: Yeah, it's called the... uh... Revengers!”
Tessa Thompson - Valkyrie
Chris Hemsworth - Thor

“- CityTV: Excuse me. That thing doesn't look so fantastic.
- Reed Richards: Ben Grimm is a genuine American hero.
- Johnny Storm: What he means is, every team needs a mascot.”

Terry David Mulligan - CityTV
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm

“- Tommy Lacy: God said people make mistakes.
- Al Percolo: God never said people make mistakes; where did you hear that shit? He said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract!”
Michael Rapaport - Tommy Lacy
Albert Brooks - Al Percolo

“We're gonna turn this into the best sorority house in school!”
Dana Bentley - Janey