“- Daisy Werthan: You know your letters don't you? - Hoke Colburn: Oh yeah, yeah I know my abc's pretty good, just can't read. - Daisy Werthan: Stop saying that you're making me mad! If you know your letters you can read. You just don't know you can read.”
Jessica Tandy - Daisy Werthan
Morgan Freeman - Hoke Colburn
“What do you mean by reading a book? Suppose you learn something. Loyal Moronicans shouldn't read. Take your troops out and have them burn every book in Moronica.”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone
