“Sweetheart, taking Annie into a genuinely haunted house? I mean that's like using your cigarette lighter to see how full your gas tank is!”

Robert Blanche - Mr. George Wheaton

“- Sydney Small Mammals: Please, this is a wild animal! You get too close, it'll give you a nasty nip!
- Rollo Lee: A safety pin would give me a nasty nip, Lotterby. I'll tell you what fierce is, fierce is biting the whole hand off!”
Robert Lindsay - Sydney Small Mammals
John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee

“No one's ever been attacked by one of those, Lotterby, or if they have been, they never noticed.”

John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee

“- Aramis: Young Louis was given a baby crocodile from Egypt. The queen dropped it in a sewer, and it's been living off whatever it can find ever since.
- Bonacieux: Something kept dragging the poor workers away. All we ever found were bones.
- D'Artagnan: Crocodiles attack from behind.”
Nick Moran - Aramis
Bill Treacher - Bonacieux
Justin Chambers - D'Artagnan

“- Heather Swallers: Are there any alligators in there?
- Bobby Kent: I don't know, why don't you go skinny dipping and find out?”

Kelli Garner - Heather Swallers
Nick Stahl - Bobby Kent