“It's a funny thing about you women, most of you don't get wise soon enough! You wait until you're so old, nobody wants ya.”
Wallace Ford - Phroso

“You seekresolutions because you are young. But you will understand this one day.”
Cate Blanchett - Carol Aird

“Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered.”
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“- Alex: That's quite a buffet you have there.
- Bea: Thank you, Mr. President.”

Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Knight - Bea

“I'm too young to be old and too old to be young.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch