“I'm working on buying St. Patrick's Cathedral, maybe doing a little rip-down job and putting up a very very tall and beautiful building.”
Donald J. Trump - Himself

“- Leopold: Good Lord, it still stands. The world has changed all around it, but Roebling's erection still stands! Ha, ha! [to nearest bystander] That, my friend, is a miracle!
- Sanitation Worker: What?
- Leopold: It's a miracle, man!
- Sanitation Worker: It's a bridge.”

Hugh Jackman - Leopold
Ray Seiden - Sanitation Worker

“- Grace Briggs: Wow, this is incredible. We can see all this because we're standing on something you built.
- Bob Rueland: I had help.”

Minnie Driver - Grace Briggs
David Duchovny - Bob Rueland

“- Tucker: Which building's yours?
- Healy: Are you familiar with the soccer stadium?
- Tucker: Did you build the Estadio Olimpico?
- Healy: No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers.”

Lee Evans - Tucker
Matt Dillon - Healy

“I think that Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building. The question is who goes? The math department or the hockey team?”
Jessica Walter - President Garcia-Thompson