“- Ed: And that's Deedee, she's a veterinarian.
- Deedee: Vegetarian.
- Ed: That means she doesn't eat fur.
- Deedee: I won't wear fur, I don't eat meat.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Ginny Schreiber - Deedee

“- Dave Whiteman: I thought we weren't going to drink anymore.
- Barbara Whiteman: Well, Dave. Yeah, it's true. I am a vegetarian. But I hear that vodka comes from a potato!”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dave Whiteman
Bette Midler - Barbara Whiteman

I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. When they ask me what I want, I say: "What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Melody Valentine: I want a Big Mac!
- Valerie Brown: But, Mel, you're a vegetarian.
- Melody Valentine: I know, but suddenly I want one!”

Tara Reid - Melody Valentine
Rosario Dawson - Valerie Brown