“- Lou Peckinpaugh: What you you doing here?
- Betty DeBoop: I missed my boat.
- Lou Peckinpaugh: It doesn't sail until tomorrow!
- Betty DeBoop: So I missed it a little early.”
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh
Eileen Brennan - Betty DeBoop

“Thank God for the model trains. If they didn't have the model trains they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Amber Cole

“The thing about trains... it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on.”
Tom Hanks - Conductor

“I can't believe I woke up this morning wondering if my daddy would loan me his overcoat, and here it is just past midnight and I've already robbed a railroad train and I'm sitting in a rocking chair chatting with none other than Jesse James.”
Casey Affleck - Robert Ford

“If America is the great melting pot, then L.A. public transportation is the gooey shit baked on the bottom.”
Matt Dillon - David Walsh