- Carl Showalter: You ever been to Minneapolis?
- Gaear Grimsrud: Nope.
- Carl Showalter: Would it... kill you to say something?
- Gaear Grimsrud: I did.
- Carl Showalter: "No". That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a fountain of conversation there, buddy. That's a geyser.
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter
Peter Stormare - Gaear Grimsrud

“Let's have an intelligent conversation here: I'll talk, and you listen.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“- April: This is Derek.
- Mark: Cool. How long you guys been dating?
- April: We're just friends. He's like the gayest person I've ever met, but I make out with him when I'm drunk sometimes.
- Mark: If you don't want to talk to me, you can just say so.
- April: I don't want to talk to you.”

Aubrey Plaza - April Ludgate
Paul Schneider - Mark Brendanawicz

“People say they don't like to talk about war because it brings up the bad memories and nightmares and everything. I don't believe that. I believe they don't talk about it because nobody wants to hear it.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Skip Caldwell

“- Devlin: Confidential conversations are transcribed and filed away.
- Martin Rose: Better be careful what I say, then.
- Devlin: Yeah, or at least speak clearly. For the sake of the typist.”
Ciarán Hinds - Devlin
Eric Bana - Martin Rose