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“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”
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Dormiamo in due camere diverse, ceniamo separati, andiamo in vacanza in periodi diversi... stiamo facendo di tutto per far funzionare il nostro matrimonio.
“Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'”
“I get asked to do benefits a lot and I've decided I've got to be a bit more discerning, I can't just do all of them. . . . I got asked to do a benefit for babies born addicted to crack. And I said well, all right, I'll help you raise money for them, but I think we both know what they're gonna spend it on.”
“My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.”
“When I was born the doctor took one look at my face... turned me over and said. Look... twins!”
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