“- Healy: What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
- Brett Favre: I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb ass.”
Matt Dillon - Healy
Brett Favre - Brett Favre

“- Ted: I just want you to be happy, Mary.
- Mary: But I'd be happier with you.
- Ted: What about Bret Fahvera?
- Mary: What did I tell you the first time we met? I'm a Niners fan!”
Ben Stiller - Ted
Cameron Diaz - Mary

“This is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen!”

Sean Astin - Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger

“My job is to basically beat the shit out of you for the next 5 days, and whoever is still standing at the end, maybe we'll use for our scout teams. You'll be running the oppositions plays week in and week out. The greatest value to us is we don't care whether you get hurt.”

John Beasley - Coach Warren

“They all played football somewhere, not all of them in the pros, but they all have something unique to bring to the game. We're going to try to get these people together and try to put together a winning team. If nothing else, they should be fun to watch.”
Gene Hackman - Jimmy McGinty