- Kermit the Frog: We were wondering if you could recommend a nice hotel. Actually, a cheap hotel.
- British Gentleman: How cheap?
- Fozzie Bear: Free.
- British Gentleman: Well, that narrows the field a bit. Let's see. "Places where you can park your carcasses". Bus terminals... river banks... The Happiness Hotel...

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Robert Morley - British Gentleman
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.”
Hugh Grant - George Wade

“I'm clothing rich and money poor.”
Hope Davis - Emily Essendine

“- Harriet M. Welsch: I hatemoney.
- Sport: You'd like it a lot more if you didn't have any.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch
Gregory Smith - Sport

“I'm sorry. We don't all have rich mommies and daddies we can live off of or open restaurants when we get bored playing tennis.”

Denis Colin Leary - Gus