“Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back? You don't care where it is, do you?”

Michael Beck - Swan

“It still strikes me as strange that anyone could have any moral objection to someone else's sexuality. It's like telling someone else how to clean their house.”
River Phoenix

“I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with a guy who noticed a crease in my pants.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

I watched four episodes of "Lassie" before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine, but I don't think he deserved a series for that.
Robert Picardo - Wak

“You're not dead yet: so stop living as if you are!”
Bette Midler - CC Bloom