“The concept of Sebastian is much more appealing then Sebastian himself.”
Elisabeth Shue - Linda McKay

“Yes, I like it!”

Chevy Chase - Max Fielder

“I'm beginnin' to think I liked you a lot better when you used to smoke all that reefer and we'd fuck in your Pinto.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Sheriff Darl Hardwick

- Armand Goldman: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?
- Agador: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.
- Armand Goldman: My God, what a brilliant idea!
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
Hank Azaria - Agador

“I like sports and that's it.”
Omar Epps - Mike