“- Joseph Tura: Her husband is that great, great Polish actor, Joseph Tura. You've probably heard of him.
- Colonel Ehrhardt: Oh, yes. As a matter of fact I saw him on the stage when I was in Warsaw once before the war. What he did to Shakespeare we are now doing to Poland.”

Jack Benny - Joseph Tura
Sig Ruman - Colonel Ehrhardt

I've got to get that part in "Enchanted April". It's been my whole life! It's me. No one else can play that part! It belongs to me!
Andrea Leeds - Kay Hamilton

“We will now present for your entertainment the most stupendous, magnificent, super-colossal spectacle! On this tiny, little, insignificant ball, we will construct for you a pyramid! Not of wood, not of stone... pyramid, of ponderous, pulsating, pulchritudinous pachyderms!”
Herman Bing - The Ringmaster

“- Joey Gazelle: I'll be quick and real quiet. Come on.
- Teresa Gazelle: Quiet? I don't think so. Quick? I can believe.”

Paul William Walker IV - Joey Gazelle
Vera Farmiga - Teresa Gazelle

“- Theater Director: We gotta see the love, but we've also gotta see the agony. You have been in love before, haven't you?
- Alex: Yes. Sure.
- Theater Director: Oh, good. Share us a little something.”

Marcel Jeannin - Theater Director
Rose Byrne - Alex