“It's not like the movies. They get 17 takes to get it right. We get one take. It lasts our whole lives. We mess it up and we're dead.”

Michael J. Fox - Nick Lang

- Alan Swann: Now, all we have to do is get from here - to there.
- Benjy Stone: It won't work!
- Alan Swann: It worked perfectly well in "A Slight Case of Divorce"!
- Benjy Stone: That was a movie! This is real life!
- Alan Swann: What is the difference?

Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone

“- Truman Burbank: Was nothing real?
- Christof: You were real. That's what made you so good to watch...”
Jim Carrey - Truman Burbank
Ed Harris - Christof

“In the movies, I always played the heroic types. But when the stage lights went out, it was time for drugs, and stupidity, and the coveting of women. Now it's time. Time to be a little of what I had always fantasized of bein' - a hero.”
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“- Counterman: Who needs the goddamn movies anyway? I got a show in here every single night.
- Mason Storm: Yeah?
- Counterman: You've got horror, sex, freaks, violence. I don't got to pay no four bucks either.”
Stanley Brock - Counterman
Steven Seagal - Mason Storm