“You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say.”
Garry Marshall - Buck Cluck

“I don't know when my parents began their war against each other - but I do know the only prisoners they took were their children.”
Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo

“- Joe, the Narrator: Then there were my father and mother, two people who could find an argument in any subject.
- Martin, the father: Wait, you think the Atlantic is a greater ocean than the Pacific?
- Tess, the mother: No. Have it your way. The Pacific is greater.
- Joe, the Narrator: I mean, how many people argue over oceans?”
Woody Allen - Joe, the Narrator
Michael Tucker - Martin, the father
Julie Kavner - Tess, the mother

“- T.J. Krupp: My dad treats my mom like dirt.
- Matt Finley: And my dad's coming up on his second year with Louise.
- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: So?
- Matt Finley: So he always divorces in his second year, you know that, it's like clockwork.”
Herbert Russell - T.J. Krupp
Mooky Arizona - Matt Finley
Kyle Howard - Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf

“I'm DMZ. That's what my parents call me. It means demilitarized zone. When they throw things at each other I'm off limits.”
Rebecca Smart - DMZ