“- Bitsey Bloom: You know you are in the bible belt when there are more churches than Starbucks.
- Zack: When there are more prisons than Starbucks.”
Kate Winslet - Bitsey Bloom
Gabriel Mann - Zack Stemmons

“Well, I guess you can't break out of prison and into society in the same week.”
John Wayne - The Ringo Kid

“- Larry Benson: Welcome to Earth, Irwin. You may not be familiar with our company, but this is pretty much the way things work down here in the real world.
- Irwin Wayfair: Well the real world sucks.”

Jay Mohr - Larry Benson
David Cross - Irwin Wayfair

“I get paid no matter how much time you spend in jail.”

Tom Cruise - Lt. Daniel Kaffee

- Delores "Jacks" Jackson: You're gonna need me.
- Nico Toscani: Need you? For what?
- Delores "Jacks" Jackson: To get your ass outta jail.
- Nico Toscani: You think you can afford my bail?
Pam Grier - Delores "Jacks" Jackson
Steven Seagal - Nico Toscani