“- Cooper Harris: Europe is like the size of the Eastwood Mall. We can walk to Berlin from there.
- Scott Thomas: Cooper, England's an island.
- Cooper Harris: OK, swim, whatever. We'll take it.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas

“They told me European women had funny ways.”

Shane West - Tom Sawyer

“- Cole Younger: Sadie was a beautiful woman, Sadie was not a man!
- Jesse James: She had a mustache, a nice mustache.
- Frank James: I think she had more than a mustache!
- Cole Younger: Well, she was European.”
Scott Caan - Cole Younger
Colin Farrell - Jesse James
Gabriel Macht - Frank James

“- Lisa: What's a logicalexplanation for a woman taking a trip with no luggage?
- Jeff: That she didn't know she was going on a trip and where she was going she wouldn't need any luggage.
- Lisa: Exactly.”
Grace Kelly - Lisa Carol Fremont
James Stewart - L.B. 'Jeff' Jefferies

“You'll find your happiness in Rio! The beaches there are strewn with pearls! The latin breezes always blow there! And so, we hear, do the girls!”
Sebastian La Cause - Samba Band