“You know, Mick, just once I could go for like a sweater or some earrings... something that I could actually wear outside of this apartment?”

Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill

“- Tony Pino: Joe, you need some underwear.
- Joe McGinnis: Maybe later.”
Peter Falk - Tony Pino
Peter Boyle - Joe McGinnis

“Now these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are, fuck me, absolutely enormous panties.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“- Darcy McGuire: You wore control-top pantyhose?
- Nick Marshall: Did you put a pair in the pink box?
- Darcy McGuire: And how did you look in them?
- Nick Marshall: Hot.”
Helen Hunt - Darcy Maguire
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“I've never been to an orgy before. What do I wear?”
Lauren Ambrose - Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest